Why, you might ask, is there a National Duran Duran Appreciation Day? Oh, we don't need to understand, just like that river twisting through a dusty land.
I don't know about you, but I'm taking the day off.
On holidays like today, I think it's important to offer thanks for the things we really appreciate. One of the things I do appreciate about Duran Duran is how much I learned about global geography and different cultures from their early 80s videos.
And then there's this:
So, to summarize:
1) Why don't you use it?
2) Try not to bruise it.
3) Buy time, don't lose it.
And I think we appreciate Duran Duran just that much more after this:
Everything's a little better once Bruce gets ahold of it.