As I mentioned in yesterday's critical assessment of the cheer lexicon, The Bring It On Tetralogy gets much of its artistic power and significance from being au currant or of the cultural moment in which they are produced. The most recent films, in fact, have been made so quickly, that they have been able to capitalize on many current trends, including not only fashion, but also recent catchphrases that have not yet lost their currency. That is especially evident in the titles of the last two films: Bring It On: All or Nothing (originally titled Bring It On Yet Again) and Bring It On: In It to Win It. With that in mind, I thought it would be useful to brainstorm more possible titles for future Bring It On sequels, using current catchphrases and other slang.
Bring It On: Talk to the Hand
Bring It On: Pwned!
Bring It On: Whatevs
Bring It On: Fo Shizzle
Bring It On: Mad Skillz
Bring It On: All Up in Your Grill
Bring It On: Oh No You Di'in't!
Bring It On: Been There, Done That
Bring It On: Your Mom
Bring It On: That's What She Said
Bring It On: I'm a Grower, Not a Show-er
Bring It On: My Bad
Bring It On: It's All Good
Bring It On: You're Fired
Bring It On: Outside the Box
Bring It On: Fair and Balanced
Bring It On: What's in Your Wallet?
Bring It On: I Drink Your Milkshake
Bring It On: Friend-O
Bring It On: Change We Can Believe In
Recently, Chris over at the ISB and I were having one of our daily conversations about how great the Bring It On movies are. This discussion ultimately led to both of us imagining that the franchise could be even further extended by mashing it up with other movies. Below is an actual transcript of the conversation, as it really happened:
Dr. K: LIVE FREE OR BRING IT ON
ISB: Oh shit.
ISB: OH SHIT.
ISB: LIVE FREE OR BRING IT ON
ISB: That is AMAZING.
ISB: BRING IT ON: THE DESTRUCTION OF JARED SYN
Dr. K: WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S BRING IT ON
ISB: Bring It On: For A Few Herkies More
ISB: Bring It On: A New Hope
Dr. K: BRING IT ON: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT
ISB: Bring It On: First Blood Part 2
Dr. K: BRING IT ON: RESURRECTION
ISB: Bring It On Versus Predator
Dr. K: BRING IT ON VS PREDATOR: REQUIEM
ISB: Hayden Panetierre. Marlon Brando.
ISB: BRING IT ON THE WATERFRONT
Dr. K: Make that CHEEREQUIEM
ISB: BRING IT ON: THE SUM OF ALL CHEERS
Dr. K: BRING IT ON GOLDEN POND
Dr. K: Geriatric cheerleaders
ISB: BIO: The Cheer Hunter
ISB: Starring Ashley Tisdale and Christopher Walken
Dr. K: BRING IT ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
Dr. K: Hayden Panettiere. Steven Seagal
Dr. K: Bring It On Deadly Ground
ISB: Thank You For Not Bringing It On
Dr. K: The bawdy British comedy:
Dr. K: CARRY ON BRINGING IT ON
Dr. K: BRING IT ON: THE QUICKENING
ISB: BRING IT ON: THE LEGEND OF RICKY BOBBY
Dr. K: That I'd see
ISB: BRING IT ON: THE GREAT CHEERTATOR
ISB: (a silent film)
Dr. K: A gripping anti-war film:
Dr. K: BRING IT ON THE WESTERN FRONT
Dr. K: BRING IT ON: RESIDENT EVIL: CHEERPOCOLYPSE
Dr. K: BRING IT ON: CHEERPOCOLYPSE NOW
ISB: BRING IT ON: KELLY'S HEROES
ISB: KELLY'S CHEEROES
Dr. K: BRING IT ON: THE CHEERGIN SUICIDES
Dr. K: Starring Kirsten Dunst
Dr. K: BRING IT ON BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS
Dr. K: BRING IT ON'S BIG SCORE
Dr. K: SCREAM, BRING IT ON, SCREAM
Dr. K: Hello? Chris? Are you there?
Any suggestions for further sequels?