Dear Pottery Barn Kids:
Although it is impressive that you have developed the technology and skills seen in the movie Inception and applied them to marketing your products, I would respectfully request that you stay out of my dreams. I am not going to buy everything featured in this room no matter how much you personalize it.
Except maybe the sconce.
And the decal.
But definitely not the sheets because they don't come in king.
Anyway, cut it out.